The Mascot
Cunter Boden arrived wearing a suit, a tie, and the expression of a man who just discovered the sell button is decorative.
Parody coin. Real eyebrow.
CUNTER BODEN
$CUNTER
The meme coin for people who read the chart sideways and still say "interesting."
Not financial advice. Not normal advice. Maybe not advice at all.
Liquidity? I left it in my other jacket.
Extremely official lore
Born in a boardroom. Raised in a comments section.
The Mission
To become the world's leading provider of high-confidence bad timing, executive side-eye, and very unserious coin culture.
The Promise
No promises. Promise technology is currently in beta and may be replaced by shrugging.
Tokenomics-ish
Numbers with posture.
Total supply
420,690,000,000
CUNTER, probably
37%
Strategic eyebrow reserves
24%
Community nonsense budget
18%
Suit dry-cleaning treasury
21%
Locked until somebody finds the keys
Roadmap
A serious plan for unserious people.
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Phase 1
Deploy the face
Mascot goes live. Everyone asks what they are looking at.
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Phase 2
Side-eye expansion
Memes, stickers, dramatic chart screenshots, and suspicious confidence.
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Phase 3
Utility theater
Launch a button that does nothing but feels important.
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Phase 4
Executive confusion
Community votes on whether the tie is bullish or just blue.
Compliance department
Read this before becoming emotionally liquid.
CUNTER BODEN is parody content. It is not a bank, broker, financial advisor, lifestyle coach, or trustworthy uncle. Do your own research, then research why you were doing research.